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21 important (and spoiler-heavy) observations about this season of Master of None

Allora!

IT’S BEEN ONE week since season two of Master of None hit Netflix.

If you haven’t watched it yet, what are you doing? Close this article and rectify the situation immediately. If you have watched it, read along…

1. Why did we never get to see Sara again?

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Dev went on an impromptu lunch date with Sara, a British tourist, in the first episode. The pair decided to meet that weekend and exchanged numbers, but Dev had his phone stolen and we never got to see Sara again. This is a crying shame because they made a lovely couple.

2. Can this little boyo just get his own spinoff?

3. How did Dev and Arnold manage to get the car out from the narrow alleyway without severely damaging it?

We have anxiety just thinking about it.

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4. Why isn’t the Tall Boys app a real thing?

Note to Silicon Valley: lots of tall girls would be very into this app.

5. Is it safe to go driving on a moped when you’ve had a number of glasses of fizzy wine?

Are the rules different in Italy?

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6. Did the Italian tourism board bankroll the whole season?

It’s impossible to watch the second season of Master of None without daydreaming of eating your weight in pasta and drinking wine under the Tuscan sun.

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7. And did Big Negroni™ exert its influence?

Seriously. How many negronis do they drink?

8. How is Aziz’s Dad so genuinely gas?

Shoukath Ansari is a gastroenterologist by day and moonlights as a genuinely hilarious actor on his son’s show.

Some people get all the talents.

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9. Lots of “gas” lads are going to start using variations of Dev’s chat-up line on Tinder, aren’t they?

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10. How does Dev afford all these dates?

In the fourth episode, we see Dev take several women out on dates to a wine bar, luxurious rooftop bar and pay for taxis. Let’s just say he must be on good money at Clash of the Cupcakes.

11. Admit it: you would watch a Clash of the Cupcakes marathon when you’re hungover.

THIS IS CLASH OF THE CUPCAKES.

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12. How *real* was that cab scene in episode five, though?

The way the camera lingered on Dev’s face after they dropped Francesca off at her hotel. The Soft Cell song.

*weeps*

13. Speaking of Francesca, we would just like to curse her for giving us wardrobe envy.

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14. Is Tupac’s Only God Can Judge Me playing while Dev eats bacon for the first time the single greatest musical moment on television?

In a word, yes.

15. And is this the best vagina joke ever?

Again, yes.

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16. Would 100% wear this Toadally Smashed t-shirt.

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17. All self-respecting chippers should have to play Vengaboys at the end of the night.

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18. Honestly have never related to a character harder than Francesca when she marvels at the wide range of products available at an American drugstore.

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19. We lost count of the amount of times we roared, “JUST KISS HER ALREADY”.

We know there were complications, but come on.

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20. What was that last scene? Are they together? Are they not together?

Look carefully and you’ll notice that Francesca is not wearing her giant, hulking engagement ring. Meaning that they’re… together?

OH GOD, GIVE US ANOTHER SEASON, AZIZ.

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21. Finally… allora!

Word of the year.

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